kids say the darndest things!

i've been getting a few interesting questions/statements from my kids lately and i wanted to get them down before they are forgotten.....sometimes the 20 questions game gets kinda old, but i know i'll miss these days when they're older and think they have the whole world figured out

corinn: "mama, when i get big....i think i want a boy baby. is there a boy baby machine too?"
(i guess she means in addition to the girl baby machine that she knows already exists?)
me: "no hun, God creates the babies and puts them in the mommy's belly, remember?"
corinn: "oh yeah, well can i pray to him that i want a boy baby?"

gabrielle: "mommy, did God make himself?"
(what a question!)

jaden: "ma, everyone else has a pet but us."
(jaden has been asking for a dog for YEARS - but until we own a home, instead of rent, and he's old enough to take care of it himself - no dogs)
me: "jaden, we have a pet turtle - remember socks?"
jaden: "no ma, not him - i mean a real pet!"
(i guess this is just the beginning of all the "but all my friends are doing it" arguments i'll get to have)

corinn: "banember (this is how she says remember) when i was a baby and you changed my diaper? it stunk pretty bad, huh?"
(~lmao~ it sure did sometimes honey!)

the other word that i hope corinn NEVER figures out how to say correctly is M&M's....she calls them M-A-Lim's.....LOVE it!